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Once Upon A Time
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Somewhere in space a lone android drifted aimlessly. Pangalactic Warfare Droid, or Pandroid to those who ever chose to speak to him, had been banished. His crimes were
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fighting baby sheep for wool
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of which he used to keep himself warm in his semi-detached igloo
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on his spare days though, he liked to bake
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chocolate chip cookies. They mainly got caught up in food fights though involving
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an assortment of magical ingredients, which could stop a rabid baby sheep in its tracks
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after food fighting these baby sheep and stealing cosy wool, along came the one thing he did fear... hugh jackman!
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accompanied by his orge stylist
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"Stop!" commanded the ogre. "You cannot pass until you realise that my ugliness is not reflective of my inner beauty, droid!" Pandroid felt
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sickened. He didn't have time to pander to this politically correct orge with low self-esteem.
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so he kicked the ogre's ankle and ran away with a hearty chuckle. He was lonely though
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but not as lonely as he thought! In dealing with the over emotional orge stylist he had forgotten about the one thing he truly feared...hugh jackman
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He decided that he needed help. And fast! Everywhere he looked, he couldn't find anyone. Finally he met a lone man....George Lucas
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"Look George" said Pandroid. I know you've ruined star wars and now that you've made the 4th Indiana Jones movie about aliens I just don't think i can trust you to help me. But I really need some help
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and help arrived in the shape of a giant marshmallow. It was similar to the marshmallow guy from ghostbusters, but was a happier soul who sought to find bad droids and make them good. A bit like Dr Phil, a mallowy, tastey, Dr Phil.
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This walking marshmallow abomination looked very unhappy however. He was out catching bad droids when he realised something....Eurovision was on, and he hadn't sky plused it!
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So he called his Marxist senator and Presidential candidate, Barack Obama for advice. While he had him on the phone, he could hear his wife shouting "KIll Whitey" in the background. Barack told him to
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